Santa banta sms jokes

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Santa: y Do we call our language the mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz the Father seldom gets 2 Speak.

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Santa: What's Ur son going to be when he leaves college?

Banta: An old man, probably!

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Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"

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Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.

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Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket.
Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died.
"You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all. He unfolded the note and read a loud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"

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Mix Santa - banta jokes

Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!

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1.Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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3.Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.

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8.Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Do you have a different colour.

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9.Santa : Q: Why dogs don't marry? BantaA: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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10.Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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12.Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

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13.Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with.A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died.
Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died.
'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa. 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

14.How did Panditji Kill a Lion?
Panditji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let the lion eat me.
Hari Om!

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15.Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Santa goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is ' U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE! "

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16.Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

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17.Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

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18.Santa tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there

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19.Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

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20.Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

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21.A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.